Please treat this as confidential...

Dear Buckethead and Sharky,
I've been having a great time here in Venezuela but if I don't get back soon FBI agent shithead is going to notice that I'm not around. He usually comes by at the beginning of every other month and I'm due for a visit in October.

Have the peeps forgotten about the crazy crippled bitch yet? Are the cops still nosing around?

Here's my plan:
Waz and Russell the Luvmussel disappeared with Belinda right after the Estella hit. They came up with some crazy shit about traveling to the orient for some kind of penis training. No one is going to believe that so I'm going to start planting some evidence in their offices that will link them to Estella. I'm going to need some help from Unacrapper, COO(L) since Waz has the cameras. I figure that UC can deposit evidence without being detected. That should totally take the pressure off of me.

In addition to traveling abroad, I have also had a breast augmentation to secure my alibi as being out of pocket at the time of her disappearance.

When I get back, we are going to have to complete the Gung Ho My Ass book and really get serious about some work. I am going to pretend to be the most gung ho corporate clone that I can. The last thing that any of us want is for Lucille to release Boss Rainey from asshole camp. We don't need him getting into our shit, especially since I have secured a connection in Venezeula for cocaine trafficing. I also found a pharmacist that I'm bringing back with me. We'll say that I found him while in the hospital - ok? I used to not care about this job because I didn't think the FBI would ever move me out, but now I need to keep this job so that I have a legit place to run the other businesses through. Pretty soon, we're going to take over the state and then the world. We'll be the biggest organized crime unit of all time!!

Are you guys in or out?

Jane