Dear Hospital World Executive Team:
I have been told that I have to perform quarterly town hall meetings and that I should focus on "Gung Ho" and team building. Can someone please share the Gung Ho My Ass book with me or at least a couple of important parts of it? I assume that book is what the corporate people are talking about....
Also, I really need some suggestions for team building and morale building activities that I can lead in the meeting. Lucille French wants to know what I'll be doing during the meeting to build morale. (I don't think that she knows my history and the FBI guys told me that if I fuck this up I'll be working in an oyster shucking factory.) She seems really serious about this morale building thing and I don't think I could stand to shuck oysters all day. Please help!!
Jane
4 comments:
Dude< i know that Lucille French chick. and she is asking you to focus on morale? You should see the security camera shots of her "late night" working! some of the fringe benefits of "The Waz"!!!
For a pretty penny, you can use the shots at your next meeting. maybe then morale will improve, if you get my drift!!! And i got a huge hankering for a game of WAR. Come on VEGAS!!!
Almost forgot! I once worked for this crazed red eared mad genius guy that actually WROTE one of the chapters in the new book -- "The way of the Donkey." If someone can track him down maybe he can help you out or at least give you the bullet points.
All: If anyone has material from "The Way of the Donkey" just post it on the hospital documents page.
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