HR Chick:
I believe that your mail is being forwarded to my office for some reason and in the massive stack of "I hate Buckethead" mail I came across the new hire lab results for Capt. Sharky. It appears that his tox screen is clear but that he is pregnant???
I thought he was a man...did something change after I interviewed him?
Back to this Buckethead thing. Stop sending the mail to my office. I don't care if they like Buckethead or not and if they're hungry for lunch tell them to pack a sack before they leave in the morning. Jesus Christ, whine, whine, whine.
Jane
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Greetings "Ms. Smith:" I've gotta tell you; you kinda remind me of a smoking hot piece of woman I once met while I was skippering a freighter in the old USSR. Her name was Natasha. She had your same sense of humor, and if I remember correctly, also had removable gold teeth. She had this crazy-assed father who was like some big mafia dud.................Oh, shit - never mind.....
-Captain Sharky
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