Lola,
Listen, I need your help. It seems that one of the auditors, Russell Luvmussell, is really in to you. I know he looks really gay in that hot pink shirt but he says that he is "all man." Anyway, the audit is sucking and I really don't want Buckethead to get canned so could you pick up an extra shift tonight? Room 12 of the Crusty Motel. Seems he likes the Geisha look and the tune to the Jefferson's. Take your stun gun - this one seems a little pushy.
Oh yeah, can you bring along one of the low class girls for his redneck friend? He likes 'em trashy.
If you do this, I promise to take care of you. I might even be able to get you a General Lee car. You would be rockin in that car singing the theme song. "Been in trouble with the law since the day I was born..."
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