Jane, Remember our friend UnaCrapper up in the ceiling? Sharky's tracked him down, he's scared as hell about getting the "death card" thrown at him and he's wanting to cut a deal with us.
I'm thinking as young and innocent as he looks he would be a great asset to any of our side ventures.
And he tells me he's quite an active options trader. I don't know how he's got access to the funds to be trading derivatives but anyway . . . guess that's not important.
Oh, also, he wants to know can he be COO. He thinks it would be "super COO-L"
Buckethead - If UnaCrapper makes it through the week, we'll consider making him COO-L. (I like that name too). It sounds like maybe Sharky poisoned the little son of a bitch. Let's see how it plays out. If he goes south we may need to buy a bunch of kitty litter.
Jane, I think we should make UnaCrapper the interim HR person. Maybe he could just work at night and let people THINK that we still have HR Chick?
I don't know, but he is extremely capable and was even able to help me a little tiny bit with the budget that I worked so hard on from home all last week.
I'll have him get started on that backlog of paperwork in there and we can see how he does with it and decide from there.
I'll keep ya updated.
PS: My ankle is healing nicely and I may be able to get rid of the eyepatch soon!
Buckethead, Sorry that I haven't asked about your ankle or your eye lately but I've been quite busy taking care of this Estella woman who seems to think I have a thing for her man.
I'm ok with unacrapper being the temp HR person but I think you better keep an eye on him. He's been sending me messages about some of the things that he's doing when you're out and I think he's gunnin' for your job. You might want to think about actually showing up more that one day a week - just a suggestion.
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Jane,
Remember our friend UnaCrapper up in the ceiling? Sharky's tracked him down, he's scared as hell about getting the "death card" thrown at him and he's wanting to cut a deal with us.
I'm thinking as young and innocent as he looks he would be a great asset to any of our side ventures.
And he tells me he's quite an active options trader. I don't know how he's got access to the funds to be trading derivatives but anyway . . . guess that's not important.
Oh, also, he wants to know can he be COO. He thinks it would be "super COO-L"
BTW, it's spelled Touche! Touchy? Now really, who calls themself that?
Buckethead - If UnaCrapper makes it through the week, we'll consider making him COO-L. (I like that name too). It sounds like maybe Sharky poisoned the little son of a bitch. Let's see how it plays out. If he goes south we may need to buy a bunch of kitty litter.
I will see if they are still available. I think Touchy-Feely Guy accepted a position, but it didn't work out for some reason.
-Captain Sharky
Just FYI . . . Saw a guy that looked JUST LIKE Mr. Touchy Feely last night on Dateline's "To Catch a Predator."
Can't say for sure that it's him but ???
BH
Jane,
I think we should make UnaCrapper the interim HR person. Maybe he could just work at night and let people THINK that we still have HR Chick?
I don't know, but he is extremely capable and was even able to help me a little tiny bit with the budget that I worked so hard on from home all last week.
I'll have him get started on that backlog of paperwork in there and we can see how he does with it and decide from there.
I'll keep ya updated.
PS: My ankle is healing nicely and I may be able to get rid of the eyepatch soon!
Buckethead,
Sorry that I haven't asked about your ankle or your eye lately but I've been quite busy taking care of this Estella woman who seems to think I have a thing for her man.
I'm ok with unacrapper being the temp HR person but I think you better keep an eye on him. He's been sending me messages about some of the things that he's doing when you're out and I think he's gunnin' for your job. You might want to think about actually showing up more that one day a week - just a suggestion.
What do you want to pay the unacrapper to do HR?
Ain't worried. First thing -- My corporate CFO guy says, "A good captain doesn't row the boat."
Secondly, I don't think legal would look kindly on you replacing an employee that you just blinded and crippled.
Finally, he's 13. He can't legally BE the CFO anyway.
If you want to pay him, we'll have to set up a fake company and pay him that way to get around the child labor laws.
I think not turning him in to the authorities is payment enough
PS: I have a feeling he's making a fortune investing "funds" of dubious origin.
You're not talking about Estella Guadalajar Pendejo, the kind woman in the wheelchair that hangs out in the front of the hospital are you?
Everyone LOVES Estella, she made homemade tamales for all the staff last week and is knitting something for Consuela's new baby.
Belinda's trying to fix her up with her son that just got out of jail.
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