Buckethead,
What are we going to do? Did you see Sharky's initial report on the desk shitter investigation? He said the guy in the ceiling had Cheeto breath. Did he eat all of the bonus Cheetos? Crap!!! How are we going to give people their quarterly bonus?
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Oh Jane, I don't even know how to tell you this.
Waz has been watching pointy haired Admin Asst chick (what's her name again?) in the bathroom with his cameras and he's vaguely alluded to her doing something with Cheetos and, well, it's just too disturbing for me to even think about so I didn't ask for details.
Sharky had the right idea all along. I want one of those hazmat suits. (Not to keep brining up a sensitive issue BUT If I had one of those when you sprayed me, I wouldn't have almost been blinded in one eye.)
I don't know what to do about the bonuses. Maybe some blackmarket calling cards?
Or we could dock all the employees pay by $50 or so and then split that cash up among the managers. Then it would be budget neutral.
You know if we just take $10 per paycheck from each employee no one will notice. How I came to know this is a different story . . .
Oh Jesus Christ! I don't even want to know what someone would do with Cheetos.
How about we take $10 from everyone's checks and we can collect money for charity, like a sick kid or something. We can split all of of that money and get pretty decent bonuses. We've worked hard this year and deserve it. No one ever knows where that charity money goes anyway do they? We'll leave Belinda out because she can't count and that will be more for you and me.
curious about the cheetos...check out the hospital documents page!
hahahaha
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